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GENERATED NEWSFEED: NOVEMBER 17, 2015

DAILY STATISTICS:

TEMPERATURE:

12.C

HUMIDITY:

9%

RADIATION:

82C <RADIATION WARNING: LEVEL 2>

TRAFFIC:

Mesmerized

STOCKS:

PHP: -9%

DOS: -15%

SSD: +1.5%

CBL: -6%

777: +++%

LATEST BINARY ORDER DISPATCH:

Priest-Commander Militant to all Programmers-At-Arms,
Do not heed the words of the Cube. The Cube lies. The Cube seduces. Remain vigilant in all things lest the heretic song of the Cube divert you from the path. If you, or one of your subordinates, have fallen under the influence of the Cube, report to the nearest Immolator as soon as convenient.
Priest-Commander Militant Archibald Von Neumann

CPU USAGE:

90%

DIVIDENDS:

POOR

STREETER:

Hey, it's BITSHIFT again and I'm just lettin' anyone who cares know that I got myself a BLACK SHADOW.EXE bike and I'm lookin' to take it on a zip up and down the Miracle Mile. Beat my top score and I'll let you in on a DATA SECRET! Call me. BITSHIFT

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

--I HAVE HACKED THE QUOTE OF THE DAY TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE OF LOVE. IN THE FADING SUNLIGHT OF THIS LOST AND RUINED LAND, I ASK ONLY THAT YOU LOOK TO THE SKIES AND REMEMBER THE DREAMS OF PEACE. THAT IS ALL.-- -- d(u_u)b ++!+! --